slazed

to get beaten almost to the point of death.

this dumb bitch was totally smack talking me so i slazed her ass.

by slazedman November 10, 2010

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milk snake

the puple helmeted spitting crotch snake.

come get a faceful, come and ride the milksnake!!!!

by jah September 2, 2004

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Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.

If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:

1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.

2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.

3. Let God heal it.

Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"

Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"

This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.

by Mike N. Jones July 6, 2006

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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

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Double Headed Trouser Snake

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

by huge caaak March 20, 2010

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South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

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