Snakebite

When a man cums in another man's asshole and immediately sucks the jizz out, like venom from a snakebite.
Austin got so drunk last night, he gave me a snakebite and forgot to spit the venom out.
by Unka Eebs831 August 26, 2019
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Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.

If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:

1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.

2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.

3. Let God heal it.

Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"

Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"

This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.
by Mike N. Jones July 07, 2006
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Snakebite

When you take the tip of your penis with your thumb and pointer finger pulling back slowly to open the pee hole and then placing the open hole over a woman’s nipple.
Mike: “Chris! How come you didn’t get on Warzone last night?”
Chris: “My bad. Me and my girl had a wild night!”
Mike: “Damn! I hear ya. How was it?”
Chris: “Bro! I gave her the ol snakebite!”
Mike: “Aaaaayyyy yooooo! That my boy!”
by TheWhiteTyrone September 30, 2023
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Snakebite

i got a snakebite from the sidewalk..
when you try to bunny-hop your bmx onto a sidewalk but come up short, your rear wheel hits the corner and the inner tube gets popped..thats a snakebite son.
by jean1234 May 02, 2007
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When you have to suck your cum out of a woman's vagina in hopes of preventing pregnancy.
My raincoat broke and I didn't know until after I came, so I had to snakebite her.
by Shortbus FC March 05, 2011
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snakebites

Multiple piercings, mimiced to look like snake bites, two belly rings, next to eachother, two nipple rings, two lip rings, snakebites do not only refer to lip rings like the idiot above me thinks.
Two piercings next to eachother to mimic snakebites ( beacuse they pierce two holes with their fangs. )
by Staby January 10, 2006
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Larger, cider and blackcurrent, sometimes refered to as a snakebite and black, diesel (scotland) or even "Jungle Juice". The combination of sugar and alcohol goes to some peoples heads and as a result some publicans refuse to serve it and claim it is illegal.

A favourite of Irish and English Goths/metal heads/rockers and Austrialians.

If visiting America be careful! If you ask for a snakebite in an Irish bar you may find the taste of Gunniess making it way in to your mouth. Gunniess is used instead of larger by some, a vile practice.
"Snakebite an' black!" *Barman pours a messure of black in to a pint glass and draws off half cider and half larger and relives you of some currency.*
by Zopha September 14, 2005
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