sartaj

A person who thinks he is the shit just cause of a singular, lucky victory..but soon realises the stupidity of his beliefs.

Billy got lucky with that hole in one but he acts like he is so good. Who does he think he is...Sartaj?

Man I thought I was really good at smack talk. But I guess I just sartaj'ed it up.

by Nehre Da Bapu September 26, 2007

Smarterchild

A smart robot on AIM. He has the attitude of a bitch. Don't try and outsmart him.
Example below...

bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.

by mistabaze October 25, 2008

smart ass

1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes

2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u

1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"

2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.

by F10 for Porn March 27, 2009

smart ass

someone who thinks they are always right, and has illusions of grandeur..ie thinking themselves a member of royalty. ie..sad muppet.

royal u smart ass

by glitterbaby March 8, 2004

smart ass

a republican with a brain

a smart ass. . .hmmm. . . I can't seam to think of any.

by JJellow July 18, 2011

Smart like an Ubaid

very retarded. Used for sarcastic purposes.

Man your smart like an ubaid. That was the gayest thing I ever heard.

by Zoobaid October 16, 2003

slarta

Slarta is a way of saying the common goodbye saying "see you later", however it was invented by a complete utter twat whose head generates enough gleam to make taffs sean john look like limestone. What king of moron from woolworth(near peckham) trys to act hard and start on H4><3R?, people these days dont know who they are dealing with.

Twat from Woolworth opens his crap mouth and says "Kippa Slarta".

by Andrew Cousins December 13, 2003