Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Feng Shwack

1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.

BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.

BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.

by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016

oh shwat

A cover up of "oh shit", a sudden outburst after a mistake is made.

*drops pencil* Oh shwat!

by Hopelope March 20, 2017

how shway

What the heck or What happened.

The Teacher:We have a pop quiz
Me: How shway

by LAKOBE24 May 3, 2018

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick shwavyd lol it's lit

by ConAar731 December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets go get patrick shwavy lol it’s lit

by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Very bad person December 16, 2019