screw

Many people think, this euphemism for having sex, is based on the analog of a metal screw and how a guy seems to be driving that screw in, when experiencing intercourse... but few realize at its start it was a farm expression, and describes the shape that many beast penises take when erect... such as pigs. Which also explains why we have the phrase, 'porking'.

Unconsciously perhaps, this also accounts for why sex is so exciting (beastal, animalistic, natural, basic, lower brained, automatic, lust driven, unintellectual, etc. ) and so disrespected.... same reasons as just stated for exciting.

They screw like animals.

They are so screwed!!

Ewww... they are such pigs! They screw everywhere with no concern!

Screwing is so... animalistic!

by jonadark April 23, 2009

Screw

To have casual sex with somebody, free in the knowledge that there will be no negative consequences.

Girl: Wanna Screw?

Guy: Sure.

by The Enigmatic Man. February 18, 2010

screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

by madmark65 July 24, 2004

chew and screw

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

by nick1122 June 3, 2007

screw

1. To have sex with someone.
2. Something placed into a wall.
3. Placing the person you had sex with in a wall.

I screwed bobby into a wall!

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

Italian Screw Driver

Pretty hard to handle.

Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?

by Jean Binoche October 22, 2007

shrewdaflubber

“Shrewdaflubber” meaning penis

“Last night I stuck my Shrewdaflubber in Cana”

by A.B Was Here May 8, 2018