Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

cold shake

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.

That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Miso Shake

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.

After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.

by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Layla Shaka

She’s amazing, annoying, lazy and fucking loves her food mess with her and she will bite you so be warned, she stinks of poo and farts like...
A lot

Random person: who’s Layla Shaka ?
Amaari: well I’ll cut it short for you, she’s an annoying, funny, food loving, fart queen 😂
Layla:yep that’s 100% true and no one can say different👍

by You don’t know who I am 😂🖕 December 23, 2019

alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

hate shake

It is hating someone so much, that the only fitting way to have sex with them is to fiercely fuck them analy that cum and feces spill out their ass

Fuck that piece of shit, I would love to give them a hate shake.

by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021