wet steak

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he is taking a dump.

She gave me a wet steak this morning while I dropped a huge one.

by pizzadahutt August 14, 2009

Steakbake

What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...

"I didnt shit for a week when I got back off holiday. When I finally managed to empty the chodhopper it was a real steakbake"

by stefb March 13, 2009

Ghetto steak

slice of watermelon

my nigglet friend invited me over for ghetto steak dinner and we all had a slice of watermelon

by triplej1974 September 8, 2013

Skirt Steak

An older females vaginal area

She was older than iwas used to so it was like a skirt steak instead of a strip steak

by more2 the eye May 13, 2005

Old Pink Steak Sandwich

Yet another word for a vagina.

I went out last night and this bitch invited me back to her place to eat the old pink steak sandwich. I said I would, if I could give her a strawberry shortcake. You should see her face today!

by Sue_Ellen1 February 2, 2009

Rumped up piece of steak

A rumped up piece of steak is a old womans vagina that has been done over to many times. The woman is usually proud of her adventures and is pleased with her wide Holy Grail.

"Have you seen that fellas Nan I heard shes got rumped up piece of steak"

"I know and shes proud of it. I heard her husbands a porn star he's called Pepper Wigsel."

by Milo Cude November 3, 2009

Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce

Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.

Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."

by A1ionel February 26, 2012