secretely we are gay

swag = seceretly we are gay

Person1: i hav swag
Person2: secretely we are gay

by Maxkondar January 13, 2017

Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken

I swear they're secret lesbians

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

Secret votes

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.

Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”

by magnateman January 14, 2019

Secret

Something that you should tell your friend will

I need to tell you a secret will.

by Willyjones1111 April 22, 2019

Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019

SecretiveYannis17

Dumbass cant spell junglebook smhhh and is s fucking simp to fatima

SecretiveYannis17 is a simp for fatima

by FuckPeopleNamedRyan October 17, 2020

ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.

"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007