scootertude

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.

Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.

by daisyk February 20, 2011

scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux April 4, 2011

scooter boo

how to scratch an itchy butt

Look at her scooter boo across the carpet.

by Rat Bastard Jim September 14, 2011

Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.

Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee

by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012

scoota boo

When Women shake their booty, and it's everywhere at once.

Kendrick Lamar: Hey, you saw Jenny at the party last night?
OG 3Hunna: Yeah! Heard she crushed.
Kendrick Lamar:You should've seen it. Them thighs was like Jell-O.
OG 3Hunna:Chill! Shawty had that Scoota Boo.

by SynnicallySinister November 19, 2013

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014