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scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.
Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...
by pussystretcher May 20, 2022
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Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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shitter

A very bad fake Rolex which is nearly, if not very, obvious a clone of the real thing. This is a widely known term used in the replica watch community online.
Hey man, did you see that guy's dhgate Submariner? It's a shitter!
by WiseLink May 26, 2022
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Shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as Spikeball. Andrew Nugen is an example of a shitter
Andrew is a shitter
by Nathaniel324 May 31, 2022
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Shittermission

Having to interrupt a meal to go and take a shit.
My enchiladas got cold because I was called away to take a shittermission
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 2, 2022
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shitterdick

Pornography art form through applying fecal matter the the male crotch region, often during times of climax
you shitterdick good, to good to be woman
by WOW! definitions June 17, 2022
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Shitterleg

A man that gets pumped in the ass

Hey Johnny did you know mike was a shitterleg in jail ?
Mike was the known punk in jail . They call him the shitterleg
by Jailstories June 22, 2022
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