shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

shitty stuff

Is some activity you do that doesnt relate in sexual act mostly talks , jiggles ,cards

You bro let go over space club and do dome shitty stuff

by ZadXI June 7, 2018

sminty

A true God at Curve feaver that only cheap shots can beat but not skill alone. This player is highly intelligent and dominates every aspect of the sport

Sminty killed me...

"He's a God bro"

by ϨÇ ÁØÁ September 24, 2018

shitty waves

Anyone with a name that starts with a "J" and has a bad quality haircut known as waves.

That mans Jordan has shitty waves

by Famous Dennis October 22, 2018

Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Smitten Badge

A sexy man

Wow I sure love Smitten Badge

by Brendu January 27, 2021

shitty booty ass crease

shitty booty ass crease is when you take a shit and it gets stuck all up in yo ass crease while looking at the picture often referred to as "shitty ass".

dawg yesterday i had "shitty booty ass crease"

by god defines words 🙏 November 5, 2021