Science

v., science'd, science, sciencing, sciences.

To test the validity of a claim that a pipe or bong is finished, or cached. If in a group, a smoker may proclaim that they are employing the scientific method before lighting the bowl; this ensures that the effort will be peer reviewed.

1. "Damn, that's cached."
"Give it to me, I'll science it."

2. "For science!"

by Raycer X March 31, 2009

junk science

Science manufactured by individuals paid by special interest groups. Most commonly used by big corporations to dupe governments and nations into approving unsafe products, ignoring health and safety risks, or ignoring environmental problems.

The reason people are just starting to believe in climate change is because the oil magnates have been producing junk science to debunk it for years.

Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Scientific spirit

Alcoholic beverage that humanities graduates consume while criticizing scientists, engineers and doctors.

India's rocket scientists pray at a Hindu temple before launching a mission to the moon.
Communists (mostly humanities graduates): We are ashamed with these rocket scientists' lack of scientific spirit.

by Bengal Hippo July 15, 2023

computer science

A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.

Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.

by BigBangTheoryFan2013 July 20, 2013

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Noun (professional vernacular);
Shortened form: Bill Nye

The grade attributed to college work that is especially poor, incomprehensible, or which otherwise provokes a negative response from the grader, i.e. "Jesus Horatio Christ on a jet-ski, this paper is fucking awful."

Symbolized by a frowny face drawn in feces (preferriby non-human, but results may vary according to circumstances) on the physical copy of the student's paper.

Etymology: a variation of the pornographic and scatological practice known as the Dirty Sanchez.

Great jumping skyscrapers of fetid whale excrement, this pile of regurgitated crap gets a Bill Nye the Science Guy!

by Anonymous Tall Guy February 23, 2011

scientits

Doing research on huge tits for the sake of science.

I wish I could work on scientits

by tits4u_tits4me January 13, 2009

go science on your wrist

a term used when in dire need of a cut-down.

If I was you I'd whip out a scalpel and go science on my wrist.

by {(H)} March 23, 2005