Whitman Rowland

The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.

Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!

by Sue Cash November 26, 2021

Otaku Rohan

hes a weeb who plays valorant and has the stench of a curry muncher and a mayo monkey he also likes CP

ITS OTAKU ROHAN I HATE HIM

by rayler smith March 19, 2022

Paul Rowlands

A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.

“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands

by PaigeKittyMemes February 15, 2022

North Rowan

School filled with a whole bunch of hoes, hood people, weed smokers, and athletes, made up of 90% of black people.

I go to North Rowan High School.

by Jawboys02 October 5, 2022

Dunglesnorg Rohan

This is actually a name for a lad named Rohan BECAUSE IT IS FAR TOO COMMON OH JESUS CHRIST 29 PAGES
Rohan is very much the simpiest of simps and the man will be the cause of death for many people (ahem me)

Also he is a demon who exhibits peak clown behaviour - the most clowniest person ever

If he finds you, RUN, or else either the simpness, or the clowness or the demoness will spread

(JK hes actually a really good guy buy shhhh)

Oh my! Is that Dunglesnorg Rohan there running towards us in a clown costume? (Yes) OKAY RUN GO GO GO

*man has ended the world by setting off a bomb because he ate too many apples and sleeps too little*

by Sarina~ April 20, 2023

let rowan give you head

it means that you should let the famous individual named rowan go down on you and give some head or as some may call it , oral sex.

"to relieve your stress, you should let rowan give you head."

by rowanlalallalala January 6, 2024

A Rowland

Rowing on land or being so terrible at something for example your job, video games, driving. This could also be used as a term to use when you don't want to use someone's real name since they are not deserving of it.

My friend's a Rowland. He thinks he is a hero but really he is pathetic

by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024