roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 17, 2017

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

#roasted

When you 100% burn someone and they get sick with sorrow so that they throw up their organs.

Also how Sponge Bob burns Squidward when Patrick calls him dick nose.

Joe: I like bananas

Bob: That's nasty

Jim: #Roasted!!!

by PedroPedroPedroPedroPedro October 23, 2013

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.

Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!

by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009

roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

by peppper March 29, 2010

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016