pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

nut pudding

Jizz. Cum.throat yogart.

Her good oral skills made me blow my nut pudding in her mouth and hair

by keith from stillwater January 27, 2014

bread pudding

Bread pudding is a term used to describe the practice of taking crystal meth through a loaf of bread.

She took it as a bread pudding, the shitting lightweight.

by UncleMonkeyPants June 22, 2019

pudding head

McFlyDougie Poynter's brown hair days. Made up by the people on DougiePoynter.net forum.

Dougie wearing something green or red & has brown hair

person: Look! Christmas pudding (or christmas pudding head,ect.)

by McFly-love February 9, 2008

pudding waffle

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 July 24, 2016

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

Village Pudding

When your girl has a really nice ass that everyone else is getting, but not you.

Matt Bird’s girl has the best village pudding.

by weaverluke21 July 19, 2023