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H.I.T. positive

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive
by Brian April 16, 2006
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Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.
John is taking a course in positive criminology.
by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009
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sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!
by mids99 September 13, 2009
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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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Postitulate

To assume and propose aloud that a person has noticeable breasts (tits)
Person 1: Woah those are some nice breasts you got there.
Person 2: Did you postitulate me.
Person 1: Yea sorry
Person 2: no worries people postitulate me all the time.
by A Safe Source August 24, 2018
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postigan

A postigan (opposite of a chiras) is generally used to describe a either a shit man or a homosexual. Later developments of the word have come to describe more specifically, someone who is a metrosexual. This includes all "men" who wear pink, have "cool" mullet hairstyles or only ever drink Red Bulls in nightclubs.
The term was created by a group of friends in Melbourne's East who despise postigans, and are anti-metrosexuals.
An example of a celebrity postigan is Andrew G, host of Australian Idol.
That is a postigan hairstyle.

Let's not go to that club, it's full of postigans.

Why is it that hot birds always hang around postigans?
by etonp November 18, 2006
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Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.
You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"
by snailkite January 6, 2012
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