Plankton Paradox

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life

Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!

by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020

playful vampire

an expensive roblox face

“did you buy playful vampire?”
“yes, i stole my mums credit card!”

by anonymous 1230 January 28, 2021

Playing in my face

Feigning ignorance while being blatantly disrespectful; i.e. insulting ones intelligence.

My man was grinding all on some chic in the club and gon' ask me what's the issue? If this n*gga don't stop playing in my face...

by TekiaP April 8, 2023

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

Workday Play

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.

Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!

by definitiondude111 April 13, 2010

vanity plate

A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.

I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.

by Progressor February 8, 2014

roots planted

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time

by louieh June 6, 2014