PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”

“That man over there is such a Penguin tent”

by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020