Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

Bitch Please

It is when a person or entity tries to challenge another person or entity, usually with false hubris, and where the other person is so superior in every way, and the other person has an attitude and stance that is so surprised at the gall at the inferior challenger, that s/he can only make an expression of "OMG do you really think you have ANY chance at challenging me".

Bitch Please. Do you even have an inkling of what you are challenging me on? I am so actually superior to you in every way, why do you even try??

by GTrieste October 13, 2023

Bitch Please

A phrase a Woman will use before she goes off. This is your warning to leave before you get caught in the cross fire

The bitch: your cinnamon roles don't even taste that good
The Woman: Bitch please......
*Tension*
*Fighting*

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you

Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight

by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

People Pleaser

A man who confuses “being considerate” with running a full-service casting call. He thrives on juggling attention, flattery, and validation from multiple women at once—and gets an ego boost (or a thrill) from presenting them with an assortment of men like it’s a tasting menu. Less about commitment, more about applause. Think: social concierge meets chaos coordinator.

Usage:
“Watch out—he’s not romantic, he’s a People Pleaser. If there’s a room full of women, he’s already planning the lineup.”

Synonyms: Validation DJ, Attention Sommelier, Chaos Cupid

Opposite: Emotionally available adult

by FinalElement January 27, 2026