poisoned

1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'

'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'

by Poisoned January 10, 2004

Mercury poisoning

The correct name for the disease casually known as "AIDS".

Thanks to Freddie Mercury, AIDS will forever be known as Mercury poisoning.

by SeattleJQueen April 3, 2009

Stop Sign Position

Taking someone into the nearest four way intersection, shoving a stop sign up their ass and using them to direct traffic.

Hey n00b, want to try Stop Sign Position?

by AmyDuponse April 17, 2010

rudi braun position

a position in sex where your sucking on another mans tit and your hands on his dick. then another chinese man is licking out your ass

rudi braun specializes in the rudi braun position

by rudis male lover December 12, 2004

The Chuckz Position

A sexual position in which the male partner is wearing converse all-stars, aka chuck taylors, and they get in the scissor position and while the male is fucking he is yelling "bitch call me chuckz!". At that point, the female begins to yell out chuckz.

Male: "Fuck...Yes...Bitch call me Chuckz!"
Female: "Chuckz! Chuckz! Chuckz! Fuck me Chuckz!"

THE NEXT DAY

Male to Nigga: "Ay Nigga last night i fucked my bitch in the chuckz position"
Nigga:"Damn Mr. Chuckz, Ur the shit!"

by Mr. Chuckz February 27, 2008

posi

positive

Q;sup gangsta? want to drink
A; no way, im posi

by Kregg October 15, 2003

closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.

Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."

by lando-california July 23, 2021