strip ping pong

A game where one plays table tennis and the loser must remove a layer of clothing.

Strip Ping Pong is Nikki's favourite game.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

Throw cake in't pond

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009

One Trick Pony

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.

She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.

by Arron j smith August 24, 2021

cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

Ponkie

Ponkie is known as a womans private parts, snatch, and Vagina.

ponkie=vagina donkie = penis

Whew I can smell her ponkie from a mile away

by Gary Jingles March 23, 2010

Ponyfag

Anyone who watches My Little Pony.

Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.

by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009