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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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House of Air

When you watched a really fucked up music video and you were like i think this is fake but then they show you a portion of the video where they are actually fucking
That was House of Air
by House of Bots June 2, 2018
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air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
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air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).
Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!
by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020
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Air Dance

What is normally a lap dance at a strip club but is done without any contact and/or touching at all and often with at least 3 feet of air space between dancer and customer.
Certain strip clubs only allow air dances.
by He who knows1 December 18, 2014
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Air strike

An Airstrike is a sexual finisher when the woman lays flat on her back and right before the man ejaculates he jumps on in a superman sort position and then ejaculates as he hovers over her
Friend: so how was that date last night

Man: its was awesome dude we fucked then.o Air striked her
by Rogueteletubby March 5, 2019
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air monkey

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"
by Air Monkey October 17, 2017
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