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i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"
by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023
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Space Needle

A sexual act where a turd is frozen in a condom and used for anal penetration.
I was at a punk festival in Copenhagen and man, those guys are total wildasses. One guy stuck another guys frozen shit up his ass in a condom, in front of like, 200 people. They were calling it a space needle.
by Mick Bee April 1, 2023
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I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area
by phtnwrld May 7, 2023
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Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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I need more booletz

A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;

*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
"I need more booletz/boulets"
by Mat7421 August 16, 2023
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The Big Need

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."
by Tele Man May 25, 2012
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you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.
by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014
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