Moifern

A shriveled, less than average penis

I pulled out my moifern and she ran away laughing...

by Thirteenlol August 15, 2010

Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost

I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!

by Oohliver March 31, 2011

Moistable

Something that can become moist.

That sponge is moistable.

by Leslar August 3, 2011

moicah

aka mocha or mochahontas, the wild moicah is normally found slumping it around gilford/ roland park. The wild moicah's love life is extremely full with girls like Tilly, Emma, Madalynn,Sydney Reibman, Sarah, and Anastasia. If you ever see the wild Moicah, go up to him and proceed to say: SUP MOICAH

The boy moicah straight rolls in that pussy

by lisdfjgoiefj November 7, 2013

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!

"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.

by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015