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Mitsubishi Lancer

4 door sedan built by Mitsubishi. The basis for all Evolution models.
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Mitsubishi

Legendary Ecstasy pill 'brand' of the late 1990's and early 21st century, the Mitsubishi phenomenon was the result of two concurrent phenomenon: the first batch of quality MDMA in tablet form for around half a decade and the sudden mass-popularisation of the drug, mainly aided by tabloid scaremongering.

The humble mitsubishi (so-called because of the symbol on the front of the tablets which emulated the marque of the popular car-maker) was copied widely almost as soon as it hit the streets, in much the same way as were Doves a decade earlier, resulting in a similar damaging effect on the 'brand'. It also spawned a semi-legal side-industry in badges, t-shirts, mouse-mats and other consumables.
"Me So Bitchy"
--Badge sold on Camden Market in the early 2000's. Above the slogan was the Mitsubishi logo.

"I just spend all week daytdreamin' at me desk. What will it be next week? Snowballs, Doves, Mitsubishis..."

--Altered State.
by Anonymous March 27, 2006
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mitic

A mitic is a person that looks exactly like chewbacca from the film star wars.
"Zomg what's that thing?
'Its a mitic you fool, havnt you seen star wars?
"But its hideous"
'So?
by Rich-tea January 27, 2007
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mitzy moo

that mitzy moo is hot!
by yeahyeahyeahyeah October 30, 2007
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Mittsturbate

Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.

Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
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mitchell ross

Just a ginger? not quite. This fine piece of ace isn't your average man candy. He benches 300 pounds (with a dislocated shoulder) and can wrestle a thousand grotsky wolves all at once. And don't even get us started about his sexual resume. Kind and gentle, yet aggressive, he knows how to make your bed rock. Basically a combination of Fergie and Jesus. You need superman? We've got something better- Mitchell Ross..and he's NOT afraid of kryptonite.
Girl #1: Oh no! There in a robber in our house and hes making us horny. If only we had someone to slay the beast and satisfy our needs!
Girl #2: I know! Call up mitchell ross.
by Mrs. Mitchell Ross 85 October 21, 2010
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Mittie

by Flower pot March 6, 2021
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