mitb's definitions

Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.

You Motherless Bastard!

by MITB December 29, 2007

tw@

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.

She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.

by MITB April 16, 2006

stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.

That stupid fucker pissed me off!

by MITB November 3, 2007

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

Flame Boy

The driver of a race car with red flames painted on it. It could be a Nascar driver, but it doesn't have to be.

I hope Flame Boy blows his engine again, it's hilarious to see him cry like a little girl.

by MITB November 6, 2007

sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.

Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!

by MITB April 10, 2006