mitb's definitions

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.

That stupid fucker pissed me off!

by MITB November 3, 2007

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".

"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"

by mitb April 6, 2009

Flame Boy

The driver of a race car with red flames painted on it. It could be a Nascar driver, but it doesn't have to be.

I hope Flame Boy blows his engine again, it's hilarious to see him cry like a little girl.

by MITB November 6, 2007

sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.

Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!

by MITB April 10, 2006

Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.

Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.

by mitb October 24, 2008