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Mitsubishi Lancer

4 door sedan built by Mitsubishi. The basis for all Evolution models.
by mitb August 2, 2008
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shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.
He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.
by MITB February 25, 2006
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myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.
Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?
by MITB May 16, 2006
mugGet the myspace sheepmug.

hand held game

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.
by MITB April 23, 2006
mugGet the hand held gamemug.

twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.
Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???
by MITB November 3, 2007
mugGet the twat stuffermug.

puppy mill

A place where dogs are kept exclusively for breeding. They are usually subjected to brutal treatment and very poor conditions.

The dogs are kept in wire cages with wire floors so the cages won't need cleaning. cages are usually stacked 2, 3 or 4 high. This means the upper dogs waste will fall on the dogs below, but it saves space, allowing more dogs to be kept. Many of these dogs are in poor health, their fur is matted with urine and feces. The cages are often times left outside in all weather conditions. Puppies will be left with their mothers in these cages until they are 4 or 5 weeks old. They are then removed so they can be sold in time to reach pet stores at 6 weeks of age.

Buyers stop by the puppy mills weekly to pick up any puppies ready for sale. Any that are too ill for the buyers are promptly killed. Any that are bought are given massive doses of antibiotics in the hopes of making them healthy enough for the pet stores. They are also cleaned up and then loaded into trucks to be taken to pet stores nationwide where they are sold for as much $4000 depending on the breed. The only national pet store chain I know of that sells puppy mill puppies is Petland. Hunt corporation is a major supplier to Petland, they buy puppies from puppy mills and haul them around in trucks as described above.

The top states for puppy mills are Missouri, Pennsylvania and Kansas. Many of these puppy mills are run by Amish people.
Puppy mills are a national shame. They should be outlawed in all states. Never buy a puppy form a pet store, adopt a homeless pet from a shelter or rescue group instead.
by MITB May 15, 2008
mugGet the puppy millmug.

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.
Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!
by MITB September 29, 2006
mugGet the dead cat chilimug.

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