shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 03, 2007

Mitsubishi Lancer

4 door sedan built by Mitsubishi. The basis for all Evolution models.

I own a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer

by mitb August 02, 2008

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.

Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?

by MITB May 16, 2006

Claude

Spoilers follow:
In the popular video game GTA San Andreas, Claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes Catalina away to Liberty City, much to the relief of the main character, Carl "CJ" Johnson. Claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the GTA series. What isn't mentioned is that Claude is actually the main character from GTA3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. It also means San Andreas is something of a prequel to GTA3, as Catalina betrays Claude at the beginning of GTA3, and is eventually killed by Claude at the end of that game.

Claude took Catalina away to Liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. He took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.

by MITB July 01, 2006

stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.

That stupid fucker pissed me off!

by MITB November 03, 2007