mitb's definitions

goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits

The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.

What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!

by MITB November 3, 2007

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

Robed

When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.

Let's get robed and go to the mall.

by MITB April 19, 2006

Neon slap

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.

"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."

by MITB September 13, 2006

myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.

Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?

by MITB May 16, 2006

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006