mitb's definitions

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.

Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!

by MITB April 10, 2006

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

tw@

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.

She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.

by MITB April 16, 2006

Claude

Spoilers follow:
In the popular video game GTA San Andreas, Claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes Catalina away to Liberty City, much to the relief of the main character, Carl "CJ" Johnson. Claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the GTA series. What isn't mentioned is that Claude is actually the main character from GTA3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. It also means San Andreas is something of a prequel to GTA3, as Catalina betrays Claude at the beginning of GTA3, and is eventually killed by Claude at the end of that game.

Claude took Catalina away to Liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. He took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.

by MITB July 1, 2006

butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB April 19, 2006

Robed

When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.

Let's get robed and go to the mall.

by MITB April 19, 2006