when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018

Miles

Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.

Person: "hi mile"
Miles: "hi mile"

by rg30836 April 28, 2021

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020

Mile High Club

Whorehouse in the sky.

Take me to Mile High Club

by Trengerpenger July 19, 2017

A Emerson Mile

A Emerson Mile is 5 miles and it said by a small town in China

Let's go run a Emerson miles

by Himothy the 3rd of the wall June 11, 2024

Miles

Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick

Miles is fucking gay

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020