Emperor Midgeto

A person who has self proclaimed them in a position of power yet is shorter than all his friends.

Hey emperor Midgeto, how's the air down there?

by DerekIsADino December 7, 2023

thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.

So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.

by OnTheRye August 22, 2024

dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people

Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget

by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024

mental midgetry

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.

Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry

by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024

Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Picky Midget

A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.

Man that girl is a picky midget, she only wants people over 6ft even though she's 4'11"

by Someone2025 August 7, 2025

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012