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Microsoft VC

When Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, it will be when they start making vacuum cleaners. Finally, Microsoft came up with a product that doesn't suck. Introducing Microsoft VC, the first Microsoft product that does not suck the big one.

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by Andreas Belivanakis December 24, 2008
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Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.
As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.
by evodievo January 13, 2009
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microwave hoe

A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.
Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.
by mariieh July 17, 2011
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malaysian microwave

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
by JB-Noho December 14, 2008
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sun microsystems

A company mainly in Mountain View, California that programs computer software, and hardware. Sun Microsystems was founded in 1982 by Andreas Bechtolsheim, Vinod Khosla, and Scott McNeally. This company is known by a congregation of software developers (programmers), and generally computer/networking enthusiasts. They are in more specific terms, known for there Solaris Operating System, and Java Programming Language. They are also known for giving the most "bang for your buck" if you will. There stock (Ticker Symbol: SUNW) has been slipping to a negative ever since 1997, however Scott McNealy has quite a plan for bringing them back to the top.
Damn that stock is going down like "Sun Microsystems".
by Brian Finniff March 20, 2004
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microsoft

Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"
by Cthonian April 17, 2006
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MACROPHALLUS

a prodigious penis; a large member.
Adjective: Macrophallic
The porn star, John Holmes, was well-known, and much celebrated for, his monstrous macrophallus.
by weave September 22, 2003
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