Mike Perry 

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

Mike Perry by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

Mike Hart 

Actually participates in no shave November

"Dude, let's do no shave November"
"Aw hell no you really don't want to pull a Mike Hart do you?"

Mike Hart by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019

Mike Tysoned 

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

Mike Tysoned by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Mike Mulderrig 

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

Mike Mulderrig by MikeMGTV fan March 24, 2021

Mike Tealed 

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

Mike Tealed by Gramatron March 21, 2022

mike jones 

an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)

mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike jones by ja-loc August 5, 2005

Mike Portnoy 

Simply put, GOD. Known worldwide amongst drummers for his amazing double-bass grooves and his dynamic style, Mike Portnoy has played for Dream Theater since its beginning. He has also performed with TransAtlantic, OSI, Liquid Tension Experiment, Hammer of the Gods, and others. He's also a great lyricist, and an amazing person.

Mike Portnoy is amazing!

Mike Portnoy by Jon De Vogel December 1, 2003