Super Mario 64

The most overrated game I've ever played, with crappy graphics, slippery and sluggish controls, frustrating level design, generic storyline and barely any fun. Ok, it was a very early game on the N64, but so what? It has nothing on Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. If you're looking for a good 3D platformer, try those games, and forget this one.

A: Do you want to play some Super Mario 64?
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.

by Flitzepeng January 25, 2011

Super Mario Dat Hoe!

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.

Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!

by HiTop Fadez January 19, 2008

mariola

Mariola is a pretty woman she have blond hairs and isn't very big. She also smells very great. Mariola can cook very good but she isn't very athletics , when she run 100 meters she wil be tired.when you see mariola you fall in love in the next moment.
But they aren't many mariola's in the world so hurry up and pick one of mariola's only for you.
The most mariola's are in Poland but some other exemplars are in other countries you must be quickly when you will get one of the mariola's .when you have find one of them you are very lucky so get out and start surching see you soon hope with you mariola

Mariola is a pretty woman

by Magiiii January 3, 2017

MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.

Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"

by Freddieptv April 14, 2017

Marioplex

Marioplex is a number named by the Youtuber Matpat which is equal to 10 to the power of 12,431.

there are marioplex outcomes to making a level in super Mario maker

by hammurabiwasalier December 27, 2018

Mario

A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are

(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded

by M_ar August 17, 2019

Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019