Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004

A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.

"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"

by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

by NightHausser December 16, 2009

Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004

magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)

'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'

by musicmadjones June 23, 2006

magical trevor

Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans

Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....

* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 26, 2005

FOXNews Magic

A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.

Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.

by Del360 January 28, 2011