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Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks
Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!
by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009
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dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.
Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."
by danull16 April 21, 2009
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Myspace magnet

Some one who spands to much time on Myspace
Hay Cat get off Myspace you myspace magnet.
by Erick Shun N.J. August 21, 2009
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Goit Magnet

The goit magnet is a man of phenomenal cock wielding abilities. The goit magnet attracts women from near and afar, they are drawn to him like moths to the flame.

A goit magnet is the best pulling partner you will ever have, women feel safe around him and he will draw them in by the hundreds, hot sexy women ready to be seduced by the magnet and all who associate with him.

His womanizing tekkers are unbelievable.
Daniel is a proper goit magnet

Guy 1: Hey look at all of those women over there, what are they doing?
Guy 2: They are gravitating towards some guy, who is he?
Guy 3: Jeez... I think he is a goit magnet.
Guy 1: What a legend!
by faser1987 March 22, 2010
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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 25, 2011
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Sag magnet

where an elderly person is sexually attractive to an individual of some description
the dude thats banging barbara windsor is a sag magnet
by totalmeh123 March 22, 2011
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