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Mointer

A munter with the characteristics of a pig. The 'oin' is representative of the sound of a pig 'oink'.
Wow that was one fat mointer.
by chemdan May 11, 2010
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[sewer monster]

The sluttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.
John, I can't believe you boned that sewer monster last night..I was just playin when i said she looks like Britney Spears. She looks more like Aries Spears...
by Chadwell August 9, 2008
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Filth Monger

A term for someone who is involved in the dealing or trading of filthy or obscene material.
"Wow, my friend Chris has the greatest snuff films! He's such a filth monger!"
by greenlit February 24, 2009
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buffer monster

When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.

Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)

To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
by petros86 May 12, 2010
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Mommy Monster

1. adjective. Used to describe a woman who has consumed herself with motherhood. Lounges in pajamas knows all the preschool shows. Talks frequently and at length about her child.

2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
Dude, Mommy Monster grounded me for a month, I gotta find a way to make up not taking the trash to the curb for a month.

My friend Emily used to be awesome, now she is a total Mommy Monster.
by FreeT November 22, 2011
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meat monger

A place or person where an animal is butchered, disassembled and sometimes packaged.
A meat monger is a type of butcher
by Vermiel November 3, 2013
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Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business
"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!
by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017
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