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Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.
Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...
by JagLone November 17, 2017
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Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs
Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023
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Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.
Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"
by Rahj January 20, 2008
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the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.
Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
by King Torch January 2, 2016
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rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices
I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred
by Strip$ January 19, 2016
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Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.
Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin
by Acl_328 April 30, 2016
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dog milf

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf
by oop215 September 4, 2021
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