Matthew

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

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hes goode!

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode

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Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

by MBison69 November 23, 2021

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The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

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A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021

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Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.

Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”

by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021

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