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Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

by MBison69 November 23, 2021