laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.

To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.

by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009

laughing emoji

Friend zone. I’m sorry dude.

“😂😂lol” - colin

Wow..... I just got friend zoned - bri
The laughing emoji is basically getting friend zoned.

by Bri lol December 29, 2019

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

French Laugh

A french laugh which is perfected by adam.

As England win against Austrailia in the Rugby World Cup, Adam does his french laugh!

by Richard November 24, 2003

Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate

I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

Laughterbirth

When you laugh for an extended amount of time and start to feel pain in your chest and stomach from the lack of breathing.

Guy 1:Dude, the joke wasn't that funny, calm down.

Guy 2:I can't breathe, I think in going into laughterbirth

by Slim chaney December 15, 2016