This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
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Know It All Gamer : Man, this is such a great game.I bet you guys dont know the year it was published and who came up with the character design,graphic design,sound,(babbles on for quite some time)
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Days Later:The ex-boyfriend of the whife who married the roomate of the person who first came up with the idea of the game, ::SMACK::
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Rick(holding a bloody bat):No prob/
\Know It All Gamer:Wow! Star Wars Battlefront II! Man that was totally awesome when like, in the fourth movie, luke was all like.....
Hours Later : Then, in Revenge of the Sith, Anakin went all ::KA-SMACK-AGAIN::
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