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Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
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Josh

That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.
Josh is so fresh.
by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017
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Josh

A huge douche wears metro sexual shirts and has ridiculously large hair.
Josh is dumb
by Hsnsnsh June 11, 2017
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Josh

To give someone (preferably someone vulnerable) a little bit of attention and flirt with them even though you are unavailable and will not commit to any sort of relationship
"He seemed like a really nice guy until he Joshed me"
by Carol659 June 13, 2017
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Josh

A nasty man that will never go away
by Its you best friend July 22, 2017
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Josh

Verb:

Definition: To Josh: To repeatedly pester and annoy a prospect/customer with a series of phone calls and email communication with increasing levels of aggressiveness and increasingly desperate demands, ultimately leading to "radio silence" and "no-man's land," and killing the deal.
The opportunity was promising, but the salesman Joshed the prospect and now they have informed us we will not allowed to participate in the upcoming RFP.
by The Axel July 26, 2017
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Josh Perrine

Greatest fire company ladder guy in the stated of Delaware.
I went to the roof and Josh Perrined it.
by ckbenny1234jja April 19, 2018
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