John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

by Drew January 24, 2005

Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.

'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'

by Yak-man John July 29, 2003

John Champe

A school full of overconfident, rich, white people who think they run shit.

See those people over there. They’re from John Champe so we can’t fuck with them.

by Bearseatsalmon January 14, 2019

John Green

Master of feelings.
I hate John Green. He is evil.

JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK

by I Wish I Was Hazel Grace March 24, 2013

John-Paul

Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.

josephine: OMG Its John-Paul! We Love you!!

by taco9000 December 15, 2016

John Doe

a general word for a man(see also Jane Doe)

The police were not able to identify the victim, so they simply refered to him as John Doe.

by Light Joker January 24, 2005

John Reichman

To pull a John Reichman , To flip out , spazz , at like a retarded idiot, has homosexual desires , Will most likely beat his wife, girlfriend

Wife to friend; He pulled a John Reichman and beat my head in

by ManWithNoFriends August 1, 2009