John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.

Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't

John Cena theory by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020

John cena 

Nothing to see here.

Person 1: OMG ITS John cena !!
Person 2: Where?

John cena by Tman5711 June 17, 2020

John Deacon 

John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997

Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon

John Deacon by Imputanium September 28, 2006

john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

john cheese meluch by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

John-Fors 

An overconfident and cocky little fellow with zero self-control. Always brags about how he will break world records when participating in any physical activity. Goes out too hard, falls and gets stuck between something. Humiliated he needs to beg his friends to call the fire department to save him and cut him loose.

Person 1: Look! That John-Fors tried to beat Usain Bolts world record and got stuck between two hurdles!
Person 2: Oh, well. Lets call the fire department…

John-Fors by fireFighterz November 25, 2019

John Q Law 

A cop or a police officer in the United States!!

The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??

Jules: Don't do shit unless

The Wolf: Unless what??

Jules: Unless you do it first

The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy

John Q Law by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020