circle jerk 

The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.

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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk

circle jerk by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008

circle jerk 

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.

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circle jerk by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Suicide hotline jerk 

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

Suicide hotline jerk by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017

Upside Down Buffalo Jerk 

When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his butthole and jerks him off the floor. (Animal noises optional)

I am working out so much now that I can upside down buffalo jerk my boyfriend three inches off the ground!

Upside Down Buffalo Jerk by Kristashia February 7, 2009

uncalculated nipple jerk 

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

uncalculated nipple jerk by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

Google circle jerk 

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.

Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.

Google circle jerk by weyus July 22, 2011

Erk N' Jerk Serp 

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.

I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!

Erk N' Jerk Serp by mr_bojiggler October 20, 2010