jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only

my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

Keep your genes in your jeans

When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.

Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.

by poopyhands88 May 11, 2019

skinny jeans

Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.

Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!

Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.

Adults don't typically wear them.

You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.

Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!

by w0000tz i like pie June 1, 2009

taco jeans

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

by mhibma November 29, 2005

Jean Wilder

One crazy mofo.

by G-Dawg August 23, 2003

Jean Dedouchebag

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.

Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag

by doug frizzle October 17, 2008