japanese

A world-wide organization of tourists sponsorized by camera manufacturers and airlines.

Apparently, it has recently be shown that this organization in fact HAS a country, called Japan.

*clic*, *clic* "Sugoooiii", *clic*, *clic*...

A japanese with his/her camera, probably visitting something

by Pampa July 6, 2008

Japanese Straightening

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006

Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

Japtastic

To be or do something/someone of asian greatness.

when some thing goes the way you whant it or is fricken sweet.

something ninja.

1. "Dude that party was Japtastic"

2. "His ride was Japtastic!"

by Willie "SexyNinja" Coffman March 16, 2008

Japanese button

Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.

<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"

by k3nt2 March 29, 2008

Japaina

n. adj. juh-pahy-nah-pronunciation

noun-
1. Japan and China put together

adjective-
2. of, pertaining to, or characteristics of anything that relates to a hybrid of Japan and China

1. Have you ever been to Japaina?

2. Your mom is Japanese and your dad is Chinese. Does that mean you're a Japaina?

by Steven Kincaid May 12, 2008

Japneet

Japneet is a guy who cares a lot for others. He helps anyone that needs help, whether he knows them or not. He is quick to trust others, but once that trust is broken, he will never trust you again. He is a true friend to all of his friends, except to whoever has done him wrong. He is confident in who he is, and doesn’t care what others think of him. On top of that if he were to really want someone, he could get them.

You need to be more like a Japneet. Japneet has helped him in his time of need.

by JudgeSinghLLB January 29, 2021