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japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)
hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.
japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015
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Japanapple 

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.
Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"
Japanapple by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005
Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan
1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!
Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009

Japannabe 

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.
Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.
Japannabe by Bakajima February 9, 2006

Japanaman 

A stalker that's based (on military shit) in Japan. He won't leave you alone.
My Japanaman just texted me for the 8th time today. When will he learn? He's getting married too what the fuck.
Japanaman by dingledang May 29, 2013

Japanada 

A mythical country that is said to have been created by an evil scientist. Created through fusion of Canadian and Japanese culture. Rumored to be the coolest country ever. Not yet confirmed.
Ž„‚ÍJapanada ‚©‚ç‚ ‚é, eh?
Japanada by DeathDonut July 29, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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