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japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)
hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.
japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015
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Japanapple 

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.
Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"
Japanapple by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005
Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan
1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!
Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009

Japannabe 

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.
Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.
Japannabe by Bakajima February 9, 2006

Japanaman 

A stalker that's based (on military shit) in Japan. He won't leave you alone.
My Japanaman just texted me for the 8th time today. When will he learn? He's getting married too what the fuck.
Japanaman by dingledang May 29, 2013

Japanada 

A mythical country that is said to have been created by an evil scientist. Created through fusion of Canadian and Japanese culture. Rumored to be the coolest country ever. Not yet confirmed.
Ž„‚ÍJapanada ‚©‚ç‚ ‚é, eh?
Japanada by DeathDonut July 29, 2004