red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022

chair hugger

someone who has a strange desire to be tied up during sexual intercourse.

Me: "My ex was a lowkey chair hugger."

Friend: "Ew."

by pepe is daddy. April 3, 2016

Faraj Chair

“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀

There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.

by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)

Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*

by HugeCannon October 8, 2025