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Idiot's Gambit

A counterargument strategy often used as an attempt to argue against a claim backed by data by suggesting, without evidence, that the source of the data can't be trusted, often seen in social media arguments.
Person 1: "Give me one good reason not to stick this fork in that outlet"
Person 2: "Because the CDC reports a 94% death rate for people who do"
Person 1: "The CDC is part of the government and you can't trust the government"
Person 1: "Ah. I see you have chosen' the Idiot's Gambit. Then proceed. It's probably for the best"
Idiot's Gambit by SmartxAlex October 18, 2021
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idiot humming 

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.
Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."
idiot humming by figsandcheese November 5, 2009
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idiot proof 

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.
A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.
idiot proof by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

idiot shit

refer to fuck tard only more stupid
Cody Varner is such an idiot shit, he dated that ugly ogre looking bitch.
idiot shit by Seemore Asses February 21, 2009

idiot-in-chief 

idiot-in-chief by Borg66 December 12, 2018

idiot immigrant drivers 

the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences
Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me

Idiot , Dumbass , Poopyface

Idiot , Dumbass , Poopyface : also known as lee sooman . lee sooman A guy who is rumored to break up H.o.t and do all shorts of mean things.
Lee soo man is a poopyface. Look , there is dumbass , he broke Hot up. Looks meanyface is at it again.