half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

Half booty

Eighth of weed In Dayton ohio

“Bro put the whole half booty in the wood”

by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022

on the half

Something definitely not up to par; lacking madly

Damn, your breath is on the half!!

by acdegrees March 14, 2006

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 1, 2004

Half dome

Is when a chick gives you head and some one calls or interups her resulting in blue balls

Tim had to be a cock blocker so abby didn't finish what she started she busted a half dome

by Kaaaaaaack June 25, 2009

Half a dayer

When you describe something as half a day.

That girl is not my girlfriend, she's just the half a dayer I like to half sex with.

by FRAGANCia RUBiROSA September 29, 2011

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006