gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

by pusypounderrrr January 6, 2014

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers. They also love to blame others for things that are inevitable

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

by LunaLovely May 12, 2008

goochburger

the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.

"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons



S.H = superhomo

by Legend. BPH February 20, 2009

Goosh Cookie

A slang term for a vagina

I was havin some goosh cookies and milk last night. Delicious

by blakbelt88 May 16, 2010

Goosehound

The act of fornicating with large women before entering "slump-buster" status and being forced to go hoggin

Look at that heffer over there. I'd Goosehound her right in the mouth!

by Softball360 July 2, 2012

Goonch

An incredibly loose vagina, so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

Gooch

(Noun) A slang term for a Vietnamese woman's vagina.

During the war, the attackers would often result to kicking the offenders in their Gooch.

by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009