gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

Gaping Vag Hole

Your mom has one.
Tu madre tiene uno.

Dead squirrels rest in your mom's gaping vag hole.

by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006

gaper

A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom.

The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm.

by spykjnij December 14, 2003

gapita

girls are a pain in the ass

no need for examples, it is quite self explanatory

by tHeYiMyStEr April 20, 2005

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

gapore

Gay Ass Person On Rental Equipment; As in skiing or snowboarding. Often pronounced Gay-per. When in context of skiing/snowboarding a common mispelling is: Gaper.

Look at that gapore with no steeze.

by ill phil February 8, 2006

gaper

this is acutally an acronym that stand for Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. Referring for a skier or snowboarder, usually wearing bright 80's ski gear that cannot ski or ride, or a tourist in a mountain town who walks around with their mouth agape in awe of the mountains!

That gaper got out of control and crashed into a tree!

Those gapers are stopping traffic standing in the middle of the street taking a picture.

by Kellen McGinnis January 25, 2008